Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Dear Domino,

It's been a while since we last spoke. I hope this game, known as life, is treating you well. Retirement comes before you know it! I've been horribly busy. I recall warning you weeks ago of a criminal mastermind on the loose. I've now been charged with finding her. I have traveled all across the country searching for her and her accomplices- where in the USA can Carmen San Diego be! I started in New Mexico, where a source told me that the culprit I was looking for had a passion for picture taking and was excited to capture the faces of some of our greatest presidents. Soooo....off I headed for Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota. (A boring state if you ask me!) There I met a few interesting, but random tourists. I was told to look for a man who was easy to see over and around. Then mentioned he would nearly be blown over on his next journey. So, off to the Windy City I went looking for a short, skinny man with a camera. Have you ever visited Chicago- it's big! I still hadn't caught a glimpse of my suspect, but I was also missing some details. However, this is where I completed my profile. A very nice, southern tourist told me that the man's medium length towheaded wig looked fake and just plain awkward! To help lock these facts in, I also found a reciept lying near the Sears Tower (a wonderful place to take pictures I hear) for a Blonde Wig from "Hair Flair" for a Mr. Art A. Crook. My last interview in Chicago told me of Mr. Crook's interest in music, rock n' roll to be specific. And, of course, you know where to find all about that- Cleveland at the rock n' roll hall of fame! And there, standing outside the gift shop I saw him! Short, skinny, blonde wig, and a camera! I grabbed him quick and immediately called it in. After hours and hours of questioning we discovered a new mission of Carmen's: to steal millions from Las Vegas! I guess you know where I'm off to....all this flying is tiring. I may not last on these missions much longer. Being a gumshoe is hard work.
Vegas

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